Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Hugo Chavez and the Magic Earthquake Machine

Melonhead says we have a Magic Earthquake Machine and we used it against Haiti!

The more Hugo Chavez says, the dumber he sounds. Curiously, he has company in the US.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

back in the 1960s cuba said we were steering hurricanes to drown them
they haven't repeated that claim.... probably not smart to attribute god like powers to your enemy....

Ed said...

If we had a magic earthquake machine, Hugo's days of making asinine comments would have been over a long time ago. Speaking of asinine comments, maybe Pat Robertson has a magic earthquake machine we don't know about. If so, I'm sure Hugo's in the queue.

Chris said...

Chavez is so darn smart. In fact, we tested another weapon at 6 AM today. Not quite as big as the last one though.

Anonymous said...

I'm with Pat Robertson -- someone needs to execute this oaf.

Tom said...

It's all answered here. The US earthquake bombs are being tested in Hawaii.

http://www.margaretwille.com/home/?q=node/422

Sigh...

Still, it's genius. Test your earthquake weapon in a place that gets earthquakes every day so no one will ever realise what you're up to.

Tom said...

Sorry for being too lazy to format the URL. It's:

www.margaretwille.com/home/?q=node/422